- Dog Tales
- November 6, 2023
Roscoe Lonestar PawWord Story
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Hey Mom, it’s your favorite Squishface Roscoe. My life has been one wild ride. From sniffing out chicken at “Paws on the Grill” to dodging bell peppers and thunderstorms like hot potatoes. Let’s not forget my unintentional stumbles into political drama, all thanks to Daisy and her Pup-Tizers rebellion. Between rescuing playtimes and thwarting cat sabotage, I’m Spencerville’s own canine superhero. And, my secret power? Charbroiled Chunk-O-Chicken! Talk soon and remember, no bell peppers! Love, Roscoe Lonestar.
Everyone’s heard of my buddy Bulldog Roscoe Lonestar, right? Bulldog’s my brother, from another mother. Roscoe and I were schlubs, always getting into mischief, hustling through Spencerville, just causing a whole ruckus! Well, Don’t say I didn’t warn you!
Now, listen, here’s what I’ve got to say – not that you didn’t know! ol’ Bulldog, he can’t resist a good charbroiled Chunk-O-Chicken from Paws On The Grill! Ah, it’s his Achilles heel! Boy, Roscoe’d do anything for that smoky bite! I’d even go so far as to say, it’s his kryptonite!
“Roscoe!” I used to yell. “No chicken, until we hit the Western Labradoodle Lake!” And boy, wouldn’t he screw up his face like he’d just sniffed bell pepper – pure mutiny, right there!
Oh, there were times his disposition threatened world peace! Once, during a dainty diplomatic dinner at Fishy Bites, he sniffed some bell peppers and tore through the Peace Conference, dignitaries from Dalmatian Desert and Black Bulldog Bay diving out of his way. Do you remember that? Big hoo-ha, that!
Bell peppers and thunderstorms, they were Roscoe’s only nemesis. You’d drop a bell pepper near him or a few grumbles in the sky, and POW! He’d be shooting right under the bed faster than a politician swaying on his manifesto. I’ve never seen a dog more frightened than a meerkat in the lion’s den.
And oh boy! Speaking of politics, who’d think we’d find in our simple playground of fetch, a wellspring of political intrigue?
Turns out Daisy, our local Dalmatian, had started a pet rebellion over at Pup-Tizers, upset by the lack of chicken flavours. “Daisy, you agitator!” I used to cackle as Roscoe, completely unaware of the unfolding drama, insensitively drooled for his favorite chicken dish.
I tell ya, between rescuing playtimes, doggie dates, and Roscoe’s fair share of culinary snafus, we’ve probably dabbled in more politics than those suited-up fellas on the tube. Each day, we navigate through scandalous chip thefts, covert playdates, bubble gum espionage, and thwarted cat sabotage.
Life in Spencerville? It’s never boring with Bulldog Lonestar around. Just remember – keep bell peppers at bay, and keep those chickens grilling! Bet your bottom dollar, you’re gonna need them smoky delights to survive this whacky escapade.
The End.
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