- Dog Tales
- October 14, 2023
Vincent PawWord Story
“Hey folks, your teddy bear’s day was quite eventful! Fred suggested a snack, I coyly objected, reliving the shrimp BBQ disaster. Headed to Pampered Pooch Salon, got my toy pickle nicked by a Dalmatian dame, Bella! Fred heroically retrieved it in a river chase. Bella’s quite taken with me now, so shared a laugh-filled meal at Pup-Cakes! All’s well in Spencerville, our paradise! Love, Buddha.”
Fred, the schnauzer with a penchant for parkour, and I strolled down Shepherd Skyline. The silver-tipped towers kissed the sky above us. Nevertheless, compared to Vincent, our stalwart Newfoundland, they were mere toddlers. Me? I’m Fred’s owner, a good-hearted sort with two left feet named James.
“James, consider bark-n-roll; I hear they have drumsticks stuffed with peanut butter,” Fred suggested, wagging his tail at lightning speed.
“No, lad, not after the prawn fiasco,” I replied. The memory of poor Vincent, snuffling in dismay at the seafood platter gone wrong at Dog-gone Good BBQ, was painful. He had an obvious preference for fish and biscuits – something about the contrast appealed to him.
Suddenly, Vincent bounded by, his thick-dappled coat a monochrome masterpiece against a backdrop of breaking dawn. “I’m off to the Pampered Pooch Salon. You know how I love a good fur-trim,” He called over his shoulder, every syllable impressively coherent.
“Lucky Dog,” I grinned. “Fred, our dear Vincent, soon to be Prince of Pampering!” As our laughter echoed down the skyline, Vincent made a point of showcasing his oversized toy pickle filled with treats. It looked bizarrely appropriate in his massive jaws.
Suddenly, a tiny Dalmatian sprang forth, snatching Vincent’s beloved pickle in a delightfully unexpected moment of comedic folly. “A burglar,” Fred woofed, taking off in pursuit. I followed suit, my laughter threatening to split my sides.
At Retriever River, we finally caught up. Fred, in a fit of courage, jumped into the water, tugging the pickle free. The brave schnauzer made his rescue as the tiny criminal paddled off downstream – It was very well done, and yet as comedic as any great escape could be.
In another twist to our adventurous and rather hilarious day, the dalmatian ended up being a glamorous female named Bella – who happened to be quite smitten with the lumbering, hilarious joy that is Vincent. She apologised for the theft, her tail wagging excitedly. As her freckled gaze settled on the grand-and-princely-as-anyone-could-be Vincent, falling head over tail, I had to chuckle.
Ignoring his stashed-away dental bone, Vincent, Fred, Bella, and I shared a hearty meal at Pup-Cakes, our messy exploits and laughter filling the air with a warmth as comforting as any old couch. Knowing we had trials to face – ear cleanings, Bella’s desert residence, loud celebrations, and the odd stolen pickle – I felt content knowing that as long as there were friends like us, there would always be a Spencerville. A place of comedic-romantic joy and loveable antics, and of incredible dogs with even more incredible hearts. My companions and I rounded off our fun-filled day with a final salute to our paradise. “To Spencerville,” we woofed and laughed and cheered, knowing we wouldn’t trade this barkingly brilliant life for anything else!
The End.
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