- Dog Tales
- October 14, 2023
Meatball PawWord Story
“Hey fam! Been lounging by Poodle Pond, feasting on Barkery’s best & chasing rogue tennis balls. On a ‘Pet Bachelor’ mode with Sam & Millie chasing my tail. Gotta live that singlehood! P.S. The juicy heart you heard breaking might be mine. Woof out! – Meaty”
Last time I was back home in Spencerville, I couldn’t help but spill the tea on our local heartthrob, Meatball. Now buckle up, ‘cos this tale is better than any reality TV show you ever watched.
On warm Spencerville days, you could spot Meatball lounging by the South Poodle Pond, a slab of juicy beef steak parked kerbside for his indulgence, straight from The Barkery. Like any self-respecting Bulldog, he preferred takeout to dine-ins. Equipped with dazzling brown eyes wrapped in an irresistible charm, it was no wonder he was the town’s most eligible pet bachelor.
His favorite squeaky rubber chicken, loyal as a deputy, fluttered around him. To see them together, one may mistake it for a dating accessory, but let’s face it, which bachelor hasn’t got an eccentric sidekick?
But, it wasn’t all smooth sailing. The whiff of a newly ripped tennis ball could cause quite a scene. Oh boy, the drama! The sight of the green shavings, strewn around the place, could send him down an abyss of melancholy. One could sense it spinning into a melodramatic moment, worthy of a cocktail party confrontation.
Yet, love never eludes a bachelor, and our Meatball was quite a Romeo with his two confidants, Sam, the German Shepherd, and Millie, the Labrador. Ahh! The plot thickens as we have two love interests – the playful one from next door and the gentle one down the street. It sparked a classic game of Pet Bachelor, only one rose or in this case a steak and two hopeful hearts.
The chase was on! Sam, suave like a German Shepherd from a crime procedural drama versus Millie, exemplifying the Labrador school of ‘Who me? Couldn’t care less.’. A tale as old as time.
The Dapper Dog Salon revealed a polished Sam, groomed to the nines, ready for the show; while Millie effortlessly pulled off the laid-back depth of a Labrador with minimal mane-management at the Canine Cafe. But who would Meatball choose?
Listen, Meatball had everything he ever wished for in Spencerville, a Steakington at The Bark Shak, a Pupsicle at Pupsicle Palace and the endless love of his pals. As he winked at me with a glimmer, he seemed to whisper, ‘Why choose?’. And at that moment, my heart soared for our pet bachelor embracing his unapologetic singlehood.
After all, Meatball had it all, because here in Spencerville, every pet residents life is a splendid amalgam of play, love, and endless juicy steaks. And Meatball, he was living his best life in his paradise, immersed in fetch games and basking under the sun and, in his spare time, breaking a few hearts.
The End.
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