- Dog Tales
- October 7, 2023
Vlad PawWord Story
“Hey folks, MVP Vlad here! Made stunning T-ball plays, dodged Zeus & Momo’s pranks. Survived Hitchcock rain thriller & even scarier, B.A.T.H.S! Missed u, but Pooch Playhouse crew kept me wagging. Spaghetti shower may have gone down too, don’t ask. Spencerville rocks! P.S: Balls are temporary, Spencerville’s forever. Woof! – Vlad”
Okay, so here I am, brindle and bold, Boston Terrier supreme, darting across the green landscape of Cream Maltese Meadow. They call me Vlad, the T-ball legend. My ball in Mouth Syndrome has turned into a regular phenomenon in Spencerville, and isn’t that something?
Never mind the whispers: “Is he in the big league?” or the gazes speculating, “That dog could put the Yankees out of business!” Nah, don’t get me wrong. I ain’t got no dreams about Yankee Stadium. Not when you’ve got the frothy Retriever River, the zesty aroma of steak and chicken from Bone Appetit wafting across the meadow, and the rolling pastures from where Zeus, my cool Yorkie, can leap at me. His setups are the best, by the way. Nothing like a good wrestle to get the heart beating.
Now, speaking of the heart, what’s the point of all these adventures without my brother Momo? The guy’s antics can make you snort milk through your nose, and trust me, that’s not the best feeling. Careful around him if you’re dining on spaghetti (my favourite!). It could land up on your head as fast as a falling meteor.
And yet, the world just isn’t perfect. The skies, they sometimes conspire. The horror, that roaring orchestra and the ensuing downpour, can turn any day into a hit-and-run Hitchcock thriller. Only with me, the relentless hero, escaping from windowsills and doors. And I don’t even make a cent out of it, talk about injustice!
But if you think that’s bad, let’s not venture into my archenemies: Baths – Notorious B.A.T.H.S! Now, they’re like the Joker to my Batman. Soap, the living daylights! Water, it’s everywhere! One time, I had to play dead just to get out of one. Picture that! A zombie in Spencerville. I bet you can’t.
The neighbors…they point and look from windows, probably saying, “Look, that dog just saved himself from a dangerously moist situation.” And they have only half the wit of it! After all, who wants to be a soggy steak sandwich, right?
Then there’s loneliness. The big bad villain of my story. More menacing than the Joker or even, dare I say, baths! But we pets have our ways. We turn to The Pooch Playhouse when the going gets tough. Tail wagging so fast, it’s a wonder we don’t lift off! Every friend you’ve ever wanted to meet, waiting to play, comfort and share a treat from Bark Shak. Ain’t that the dream?
Spencerville is this extraordinary place. It’s like we’ve got something that humans don’t. We’ve got forever, you see? A never-ending tale of fetch, full of quirks and warmth, relished meals, and the anticipation of reunions. So, at the end of the day, always remember, “Balls are temporary, but Spencerville…Spencerville is forever.”
The End.
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