- Dog Tales
- September 22, 2023
Russell PawWord Story
“Dad, I turned detective today over a missing frisbee! Toured Spencerville with Spencer, sniffing out clues. Solution? It was baked into a pie at Bow Wow’s. Got a new frisbee, but no discount at Dapper Dog. Now Colonel Quaker’s missing… More detective work? π ππΎ – Irving Bingbong”
So there I was, Russell, the popular brindle and white bulldog of Spencerville, chewing on Squeako in the comfort of my blissful backyard. This was nothing unusual. But out of the blue (or should I say under the blue Frisbee?), life threw me a bone of contention in the form of a missing Frisbee. Now, I’ve been called many things – playful, stubborn, a gourmand of cheesesteaks – but never had I been referred to as a detective.
With nothing but a belly full of corned beef, a mind as stubborn as a squeaky basketball, and a detective badge made from Fenwayβs leftover football, I embarked on the audacious task of uncovering the mystery of the missing Frisbee. My buddy, the wise old Pug Spencer, decided to join me on this escapade because, well, every bulldog-turned-detective needs a sidekick.
Our investigation took us all over Spencerville – from the terrifically terraced trees of Greyhound Grove to the panoramic views of Upper Collie Canyon. A round of sniffing in South Poodle Pond got us nothing except a soggy tail and a whiff of last week’s tuna from The Cat’s Meow Sushi. For a moment, I regretted not hitting up Furrific Fried Chicken.
We turned over every pebble, scrutinized every thicket, and sniffed out every smell. The mystery, however, remained unsolved. Seeing my distress, Spencer, with a wise glint reflecting in his black eyes, suggested we fetch a slice of pie from Bow Wow Bistro to clear our heads. His suggestion was met with an enthusiastic pant, and off we trotted to the Bistro. Dejected but not defeated, I begrudgingly took a chomp of the pie when an unusual crunch caught my attention.
The Frisbee! It was embedded in the slice, hidden from view, just like my vet (shudder) when his fat bill for those uncomfortable visits appear at our doorstep. As it turns out, the chef at Bow Wow Bistro had mistakenly kneaded it into the pastry. Leave it to a bulldog to chew it out!
While I’d half-heartedly hoped for a parade in my honor or, at least a discount coupon to The Dapper Dog Salon, I was met with a simple pat on my head and a new Frisbee. However, the satisfaction of finding my beloved treasure had me wagging my stubby tail for the rest of the week.
So here I am, back in my backyard, chewing on Squeako, the hero of Spencerville, the detective of dogtown. And just like that, my peaceful backyard discovered a new mystery for its charming resident sleuth – where on earth did Colonel Quakers disappear? But that’s a tale for another day.
The End.
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