- Dog Tales
- September 6, 2023
Tango PawWord Story
“Hey Mom! Got arrested by fur-police for a pizza I didn’t nab, landed in jail, totally sucked! Befriended Bud, broke out during a storm, ran for freedom. Now a local legend, liberated and back to lounging in the sunshine at home. – Boo Boo 🐾”
I tell ya, there’s never a dull moment in Spencerville for someone like me, Tango, the Bulldog. The trouble I get into – it’s like a yarn ball that just keeps unravelling.
One sunny afternoon, while I was indulging in my delightful routine of sunbathing, minding my own business, the Spencerville canine patrol rounded me up. Accused me of swiping a cheese pizza from Pup-Tastic Pizza. Ridiculous, but let’s not mince words here – I’m a sucker for the crumbly allure of cheese. But nab an entire pizza? I may be cheeky, but I’m no thief. Stone behind bars in an animal shelter was certainly not on my list for post-lunch activities. Honestly, I’d rather face the tyranny of the vacuum cleaner.
Speaking of which, trapped in this joint wasn’t too different from that darned vacuum cleaner – it sucked the life right out of you. No tennis balls to chase, no tug-of-war, not even a sliver of sunlight to laze under. This wasn’t Spencerville but a concrete jungle without fetch or frisbees. I tell ya, my days of lounging in green pastures seemed light-years away.
One couldn’t stand idle, y’know, not with an ambitious spirit like mine. On a brisk morning, while all the other inmates were scrambling over measly leftovers, I hatched a scheme as savory as a cucumber topped with cheese. An escape plan, complete with all the works – like that TV show, you know, ‘Pet Break’!
My first move was recruiting an accomplice, Bud, a Hound from Husky Hill. Thick-skinned, with a nose for trouble, Bud was a perfect fit. Although initially skeptical, I persuaded him with a life beyond black kennel gates while hanging out in The Groom Room. “The desert of Dalmatian calls for us, Bud!” I’d often whisper in his ears. He’d give me a questionable look, but I could tell – he was hooked!
A thunderstorm on the 8th day since my unfortunate arrest presented the perfect opportunity. As the rain wreaked havoc on the well-kept lawns of the shelter, the guards hustled inside, we burst through the door, making a break for freedom. The wet ground underneath, the rain-soaked fur, it’d have scared the kittens out of folks, but Bud and I, we were driven by the hope of that delicious barbecue at “dog-gone good BBQ.” Oh, wouldn’t that be a heavenly bite!
With swift moves like Panthera Leo (that’s lion, in fancy lingo), we hopped over the loose fence, made a splash in Black Bulldog Bay, and sprinted towards Spencerville’s freedom. Exhausted but victorious, Bud and I climbed Husky Hill, watching the rain drench the town beneath us. “Spencerville, never looked more welcoming!” Bud sighed, and I couldn’t agree more.
In the local folklore of Spencerville, my brazen break was recorded as a legend. Got a pat on the back and a reputation of a ‘liberator,’ if you would. Let’s not forget the real victor though – the welcoming warmth of sunshine on my glossy coat, the delight of my tennis ball, and most importantly, my triumphant return home. Valuable lessons learned, adventures treasured, that’s Tango for ya, the Bulldog with a tale for ages. Over and out, my compadres, until the next escapade!
The End.
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