- Dog Tales
- August 29, 2023
Lola PawWord Story
“Hey Dad, just FYI, today was a Lola-style adventure. Had a cheeseburger breakfast while Lola tangled with Peggy. Some drama with Officer Sniff-Bottom accusing Lola of burger smuggling! So, we staged a ‘Pet Break’ from the Shaggy Shack with some high-profile pals and a burger bribe or two. Lola’s free and our cheeseburgers are safe! Life as an innocent but accused star escapee, right? More tales tomorrow. Love, Lollypop.”
As I poked my head through the flap of my doggy door, I could tell – it was going to be a Lola kind of day. You know, the kind of day that blankets you with the familiar joy of cheeseburger indulgence and hair-raising adventures. I tromped down the alley, my paws hitting the ground in sync with the rhythmic whistling of the early morning breeze, my destination – Pawsburg, the hub of mischief and midnight snack-runs for us freewheeling canines.
I sauntered into Bark ‘n’ Roll, hoping to grab a quick breakfast. The smell of K9 Kebabs wafted from across the street, but my heart – or rather stomach – was set on Bark ‘n’ Roll; their cheeseburgers were a class apart. Ah, you should see Lola’s eyes when confronted with the glorious sight of a cheeseburger, they were like twin pools of yearning.
Post my breakfast, I headed towards Silver Siberian Summit. It was there that I found Lola, engaged in a fierce game of tug-of-war with Peggy, pulling at her Kong chew toy with an intensity you’d only find during prime-time wrestling shows. But their fun was cut short by Officer Sniff-Bottom accusing Lola of smuggling cheeseburgers, a crime blasphemous in the rank and files of Pawsburg!
Watching my friend’s big, round innocent eyes fill with fear, my heart sank. She, of sophisticated tastes and refined manners, a criminal? In the Pawsburg shelter? Over my chewed bones!
So, setting into motion a famous series of events akin to a TV sitcom with a twist, we began Operation ‘Pet Break’, our mission – get Lola out of the Shaggy Shack. I scurried off to Fawn Pug Palace, the quadrupeds creme de la creme – they had the contacts, the influence, and most importantly, the cheeseburgers to bribe our way through the shelter.
In the dark veil of the night, armed with swindling plans, indispensable furry allies, and a bag full of cheeseburgers, we set out on the daring rescue mission. Swerving through Lower Golden Gate Gardens, camouflaged amidst Pampered Pooch Salon’s usual crowd, we navigated our way to our build-up climax.
Before Officer Sniff-Bottom or any of his stooges had a whiff of our scheme (pun intended), we busted Lola out from the Shaggy Shack, heading straight to the safety of the midnight gala going on at Bark ‘n’ Roll.
Lola was safe, Pawsburg was safe, and most importantly, our cheeseburgers were safe. The day didn’t seem to be such a Lola-day after all. By the time the first hint of the sun rose, we were back from our adventure, tired but triumphant.
Now every time you see Lola, know this – she’s not just the cheeseburger-loving, tail-wagging, sophisticated tongue-loller. Lola, my friend, is the innocent-but-accused () star escapee of Pawsburg. She’s the one who’s story will be told, retold, and sung in alleys of Pawsburg in hushed whispers and excited tales of ‘the pet break.’ Who knew this day was going to be such an extraordinary Lola kind of day after all?
The End.
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