- Dog Tales
- July 16, 2023
Milo PawWord Story
Hey fam, Milo here, your regal rascal. Guess what? I just won the Pet Games in Pawsburg! Toy-bones were tossed, paws were wrestled, and fur was flying. Nailed the White Westie Woods race (Max fell for the old bone trick), pulled heavier than huskies on Hill, and outran Bella in the Fetch Ball Marathon – all hail Shih Tzu power! Max’s fur flew and Bella bit dust. I’m proudly puffing my chest out here, crowned as “King for a Day” and adorably so. But let’s ditch the pickles folks, ick! Just another day in the dog-eat-dog world. #VictoriousMilo🏆🐾👑
Once humans shut their eyes, our world shifts, their world becomes ours, and I, Milo, am king – or at least, that’s what I tell the squeaky toy press. Pawsburg is the place, and it’s anything but quiet.
One day, as the moon shines upon Black Bulldog Bay, I make my jaunt, stuffed bone in mouth. This natty little town, where dogs live out their wildest dreams, is where my tale unfolds.
Strolling along the cobbled lanes, toward the mighty Fetching Deli in this not-so-little hamlet, my senses are brimmed with the tantalizing aromas of dubious delicacies my human wouldn’t dare let me inhale, and thank Dog, no pickles. As I cross, there’s a hubbub ahead, Ruff-n-Ready is brewing more than their decadent dog-brewed coffee. It’s the Pet Games.
Yes, they called it the Pet Games, like some bureaucratic pickles-enthusiast probably came up with the bland name. Think canine Gladiator, the sprinting, the sniffing, the paw-wrestling, every dog worth their bark would be there, and yes, so was I. Max, my Golden Retriever comrade, and Bella, the Poodle diva, were locked in, tails wagging.
Round one had us bounding through the Eastern White Westie Woods in an epic race, their specialty – a parkour of petrifying pitfalls and tantalizing treats. Shih Tzus are not known for speed. We’re cute, stubborn, and we play dirty if we have to. My toy-bone was my ticket, strategically scattered to distract my contenders. Delightfully devilish, I admit, as a huffing and puffing Max toppled over it with a “Whoop!”. I shot beyond, Bella biting my tail in hot pursuit.
Round two threw us into Husky hill’s sled tug. Now that’s just blatant prejudice to the Huskies, but good luck pulling more weight than this spirited Shih Tzu. As the whistle blew, I dug in, my paws churning up dirt, urgh, and Bella again following close behind. No sign of Max.
As the sun ladled gold onto the Paws-A-Latte roofs, the kingdom awaited their new ruler. It was either cute, slightly devious Milo or ‘I-can’t-believe-it’s-not-cotton-candy’ Bella.
Round three, the Fetch Ball Marathon at Barking Boutique – a relay of gnawing, tugging, and absolute befuddlement. My sweaty brows, er, furrows, crossed as Bella picked up pace. Was it my chicken stew-powered energy, or just my innate Shih Tzu awesomeness, I beat Bella to the finish line by three chew-toy lengths.
Max, poor fellow, only managed to finish in last, looking amusingly ruffled. I triumphantly puffed out my tan-hued chest, the squeaky cheers echoing at the backdrop of the Barking Boutique. The Pet Games were mine.
“Balance and rhythm,” the storytelling Pomeranian mayor declared, lifting me onto a pedestal, “Milo, you were born to rule, and look adorable while at it!”. Ah yes, pickles-adverse Milo. Victorious.
In Pawsburg, I found more than an escape. I found expression. I discovered that quirks, squeaky-toy obsessions, and pickle phobia were all fair in love, war, and Pet Games. Beneath the star-kissed skies, Pawsburg and I mutually sighed in shared joy. Yes, I am Milo and this is my story: King for a Day.
But remember, for anyone who fell off a toy-bone today – it’s just another adventure tomorrow.
The End.
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