- Dog Tales
- July 11, 2023
Bentley PawWord Story
“Hey Dad, it’s Bubs! Roamed around town like a good MC President should. Visited the castle and river, dibbed into the Waggle n’ Wok and flirted with the menu a bit – wasn’t disappointed. Dropped by the pharmacy and got some ‘supplies’. Oh and, don’t miss out on the chats with good ole Russell. The Jolly Ball? Rescued it from the Street Sharks again. Ended the evening with a Growler’s meeting, discussing important matters. Capped off with K9 Kebab. Spencerville isn’t just for pets, it’s a lifestyle. Now gotta run, kebab sizzling!” – Bubba
Welcome to a day in my life. Sure, you know me. I’m Bentley, that brown and white chunk of joy from around your block, might I add, currently holding the reigns of Spencerville’s own motorcycle club, the “Growlers On Two.”
A typical day finds me cruising around town, taking in everything from North Chihuahua Castle’s majestic glory to the soothing whispers of Golden Retriever River, all before lunch time, precisely at “Waggle n’ Wok.” I gotta tell you, their Bow Wow Beef Stir-Fry is a lot better than it sounds, even to a pizza and hamburger enthusiast like me. No veggies, of course. Who do you take me for?
My afternoons? Well, I’d usually pop into either, ‘The Tail Wagger’s Tailor’ for a swanky new bandanna – you gotta uphold the biker image, or The Pawsome Pet Pharmacy, for some well… let’s call them supplies. An institution can’t run without its aid, my friend. Don’t judge – It’s for the club.
Afternoons usually find me mingling with other fellow citizens, none more exquisite than my ever-present comrade, Fat Russell. Russell, considered the ‘old-dog’ of our club, is both a competitor and a confidante. Our stories together would take another day, a pack of hamburgers, and a few non-alcoholic beers – I know my limits.
You ask about my favorite toy, the unassuming Jolly Ball? Well, imagine the thrill of a breathless chase, the triumph of capture, and the victory of a possible getaway. It’s all there in the peculiar hollow echo of that wondrous sphere. If you listen closely, you may even hear whispers of the time I bravely rescued it from the jaws of Schnauzer Street Sharks – my very own outlaw heroic feat.
Pouring into the twilight hour, we convene the Growlers at poodle pond. It’s a sort of meeting, a royal court of sorts, with discussions ranging from protecting our borough to planning the annual “Bulldog Beach Bounty.” Ah, don’t get me started about my affinity for the beach and the trepidation of swimming pools – We’ll save that for another day.
By evening, after a day of tiresome duties maintaining peace within the town, you’d typically find me catching up on some dog biscuits at – you guessed it – the ‘K9 Kebab.’ The meaty delights, the aroma, it’s truly a culinary breeze for my species.
In the end, freedom isn’t just revving motorcycles and roaring around corners. It’s about finding your own Castle, your own River, and most importantly, your own Pond. Spencerville isn’t simply a haven for pets, it’s a symphony of life and companionship, paw-fect in every way. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I think I can hear the sizzle from the K9 Kebabs. A dog’s gotta fuel up, right?
The End.
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