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- May 12, 2024
Pawsburgh: Where Skid Mark Turns Pool Shark in the Bark Club: A Skid Mark PawWord Story
Hey human,
Just rocked Pawsburgh’s Bark Club by diving into my dreaded nemesis, the Pool, and came out a champ! Your land-loving, tux-sporting Boston Terrier just became a water waltzer. High-paws are in order!
Chasing dreams, not tails,
Skid Mark đžâ¨
So it goes, the life of Skid Mark, a tuxedo-clad Boston Terrier, living every moment like a low-rent James Bond in fur. And I, wearing my dapper dog jacket of black and white, trotted down Whippet Way, my radar dish ears picking up the whispers of the townâsorry, more about me than you, humanity.
Must be Tuesday, as the humans dozed, and Pawsburgh lived. You see, in Pawsburgh, the dogs come to play. There are no leashes here, no, “No, Skid Mark, don’t eat that!” It’s a canine paradise, with every tree whispering secrets like old friends.
But let’s cut to the chase, shall we? The adventure, I meanâit started with Val the Velcro Vizsla’s nervous wag. He approached me outside The Dapper Dog Salonâwhere I had no business being and said, “Skid Mark, it’s time. You’re in, right?” His eyes were wild, the kind of wild that smells like sliced turkey mysteriously being offered on a Wednesday.
“We’re shaking the foundation of Pawsburgh tonight,” Val barked, his voice low, a conspiracy of canine clichĂŠs.
I joined him and the rest of our motley crew on Papillon Promenade, where the stars flickered approvingly. The game tonight? A secret thrillâan underground bark club.
“First rule of Bark Club: You do not bark about Bark Club. Second rule of Bark Club: You DO NOT bark about Bark Club,” declared Ernesto, his bulldog jowls quivering with each declaration.
Bark Club wasn’t your everyday tug-of-war. It was a tangle of wills, where every dog played their part: Leslie, the Laughing Lab, was the referee; Gizzy, the fleet-footed Greyhound, kept the score. And Val? He was the mastermind, where my legs became the tools of agility, my stubborn streak, a weapon.
The night’s contest was not against each other, but against The Great Foe: the Pool. Ah, that unnerving basin of unpredictability, we all stood around it, a liquid mirror under the moonlight. For tonight’s challenge, one paw forward meant victory, and retreating to solid ground meant defeat.
A deep breath. Could I? The pool and I weren’t exactly friends. My loyalty to land was more stubborn than my urge to resist a command of “sit.” Yet, every dog was taking the plunge, their once-dry coats now harmonies of drips and shakes.
I stared into the abyssâthe pool gazing back and deadpans with Vonnegut echoing in my ears: “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”
My name is Skid Mark, a lover of land and fearer of pools, but tonight… I charged. Splash! The water embraced me as if it wasn’t my nemesis but an old friend.
The vacuum cleaners of the world could wait, for tonight the rules bent as I conquered my mountainâor pond, really. Canine’s Cuisine would have to hold my celebrated slice of turkeyâI had some swimming to do.
And so, the Bark Club roared with approval, Ernesto managing something between a cheer and a snort.
As the chorus of barks filled the air, it was clear. Skid’s Mark was made in a town where dreams come true, and where poolsâthe old enemiesâbecome the new tales of triumph. So it goes.
The End.
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