- Dog Tales
- April 6, 2024
Pawsburgh Puzzles and Cheesy Chewsday Shenanigans: The Tale of the Vanishing Lobster Toy: A Sue Jangles PawWord Story
Hey Mom,
Just your furball Sue reporting in! Today I turned detective in Pawsburgh – solved the Case of the Missing Lobster Toy with my pals Ivy and Sassy (yeah, the cat). Got sidetracked by a fake cheese clue (yum!) but we found Mr. Clawster riding a Dalmatian. Pawsburgh never disappoints! Can’t wait for tomorrow’s adventures. 😼🐾
Snuggles,
Sue Jangles
Tally-ho, my dear human, it’s I, Sue Jangles, your resplendently brindled confidante! Ah, if only you could glimpse the capers that befall me in Pawsburgh, that enchanted town where I trot off to when your snores are music to my floppy ears…
It was an unassuming Tuesday when, lacking your company, I ventured to Pawsburgh’s Spaniel Springs with Ivy and Sassy (a cat, I know! But what’s life without a twist?). The plan was a simple saunter to Fido’s Feast for their famed, or infamous, ‘Cheesy Chewsday’ extravaganza—an affair quite suitable for one’s palate, chiefly mine.
Yet, Pawsburgh was abuzz with more than the usual yips and yaps, for the tempestuous Mr. Clawster, the lobster toy of Mr. McGruff at The Groom Room, had vanished! “Stolen!” they barked, and every snout was sniffing for clues. I should mention, the ludicrous Mr. Clawster had a habit of hitching rides in the most unanticipated places like the pocket of a snoozing pup or a leaf pile by Blue Basenji Bay. Ivy, sleek as a dollop of moonlight, proclaimed we employ our sleuthing snouts in service to McGruff.
There we were, on all fours (well, Sassy condescendingly on threes, the fourth paw aloof), prowling through Amber Akita Alley, infamous for the lick-and-run prankster, a Boxer with too many tricks. Now, recall my affection for cheddar? As I sniffed through Pet Partners Pet Supplies, my snout ensued in a symphony upon discovering a trail of cheddar chippies leading to The Barking Boutique.
“A clue!” I bellowed, Ivy and Sassy hastening after my waddle. Alas, it wasn’t Mr. Clawster at trial’s end, but a decoy! A cheddar-stuffed toy imposter! In my elation-turned-woe, I may have, quite accidentally, devoured the evidence. (A note: never trust the evidence, especially when it’s edible.)
While I bathed in cheesy regret amidst the giggles of onlooking pups, Sassy, unfazed by the commotion, let out an unamused meow. “You’re all bark and no brain,” she chided, but fondly, with a nudge of her sleek head—a signal she’d found the real Mr. Clawster, gamboling merrily by Pawfect Pastries.
The conclusion? Mr. Clawster hadn’t been purloined but rather taken a tour upon the back of a Dalmatian named Spotty. The pup, bless his spotty back, had nary a clue about the crustacean hitchhiker! “Mischief managed,” Ivy mused, grinning like the Cheshire’s canine cousin.
Ah, you must be thinking, “Did ever a day pass uneventful in Pawsburgh?” To that, I say, not when one engages in high-stakes escapades involving cheese and crustacean accusations!
But as the sun dipped beneath the horizon, I returned to lie by your slumbering form, enticed into dreams of tomorrow’s follies. So here I rest, your noble Sue Jangles, plotting the next day’s romp with Sassy and Ivy in that curious canine commune while avoiding the vacuum’s vile vortex. A bark and a wink—I’ll slip away to Pawsburgh again, with fresh tales to wag when I return. Goodnight, dear human, until the next misadventure!
The End.
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