- Dog Tales
- September 9, 2023
Einy PawWord Story
“Spent my day strutting majestically, Pawsburg admiring my elegant aura. Thumbed snoot at squeaky shoes, ruled The Woofs’ gig, took Corgi Castle by storm! Swam in applause, played hard-to-get post-victory. Ah, life’s a fur-tastic romp when it’s ‘Einy-tainment.’ P.S. Bananas, still a tragedy! Bark later, Einy.”
Title: Livin’ La Vida Einy
I sauntered past the Northern Choco Chihuahua Castle, clutching Einy’s leash, my fingers tracing over his name that was decorated with sparkling baubles from Bone Appetit. A day in Pawsburg: I’m tellin’ ya, thrilling as a third cup of coffee.
Suddenly a wiggly, silvery blur darted out from behind The Pooch Playhouse, tail wagging like a tiny, over-excited metronome, his shaggy coat exuded the spirit of a revolutionary poet – oh yes, that’s Einy.
Einy, my dear comrade, a canine of contradictions – brave enough to bare his teeth at the towering Rottweilers and yet managing to play patty-cake with the kittens. All these dogs, they just smell your ankles; Einy noses at your heart.
As if to demonstrate his aforementioned bravery, he sniffed disdainfully at my perpetually squeaky shoes. “Ah, Einy,” I chuckled, “A liver treat for your thoughts?”
His ears perked up, two antenna tuning into the Frequen-sea of ‘Liver Treat.’ He gave me a look, a “Can’t you see, I’m busy being dramatic?” kinda look. Dramatic, yes. But if that isn’t the salt to his sweet charm, I don’t really know what.
Einy was the brave, daring lead singer of The Woofs, Pawsburg’s pet school band. Steering his squeaky red bone-shaped microphone, he led the dogic – err, music crusade. But oh boy, place a banana by the drum kit, and you’d watch him drum up a tempest with the funniest of contortions. If I were a betting woman, which I am not – much, I’d wager my life savings in biscuits; Einy and bananas, quite the tragic opera!
“Today,” Einy seemed to announce, catching a whiff of Paws On The Grill, “we storm Corgi Castle!”
And storm it we did, with a stellar performance. Barks of approval echoed throughout, accompanied by the canine applause – certain canines thumping their tails, others spinning in irrepressible joy.
As the sun began to set, and our victory party at Fur Tacos came to an end, my brave super mutt reverted back to his reticent self, off under the ancient oak at Dogger’s Park, retreating into his solitude.
In Pawsburg, life had a way of being all tail-wags and face-licks when you’re with Einy. It was ‘Einy-tainment’, you see, a glorious blend of charm, intelligence, and a dogged appetite for adventure. Yes, quite the first-rate breed, that Einy.
The End.
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